Turkey Time

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I wanted to put down a few things that the old Shot Taker was thankful for.


Thanks to Hunter Mahan for making us all feel better. I mean, we only chunk chips in front of the other guys in our group and the old guy waiting to wash the cart. He does it in front of the whole world.

Thank you to Colin Montgomery for reminding us that the Ryder Cup is the best sports event that doesn’t have the words Super or Bowl in it.

Many thanks to the Golf Channel and the Big Break for showing us that there are other places besides Country Oaks where bad shots and assholes meet.

Speaking of the Big Break, thanks very much for Sara and her shorts.

Thank You. Thank You. Thank You to Tiger Woods. Without you the Shot Taker would have had A LOT less jokes for this blog.

While I’m on the subject……………………………………………………………..

Thanks Tiger for replacing Santa Claus as the king of Ho, Ho, Ho’s.

Thank you Mr. Woods for filling us in that not every one of your big sticks and bags have the Nike logo.

Thank you Elin for your nice call, but the role of ShotGal is filled.

Thank you Tiger. Thanks for FINALLY making John Daly seem somewhat normal.

Thank you, Tiger. We’ll never think the same thing again when McCord or Feherety says that you “took it deep.”

Now back to regular programming.

Thank you to Mr. Phil Mickelson for representing for all male golfers that should be wearing a brazier.

Thank you Anthony Kim. Thanks for showing that professionals, like us, show up to the course for tournament final rounds hung-over as hell.

Thank you MisHit Mafia. Thanks for not getting together as much this year. Both my mental image of a proper golf swing and my liver are in waaaaaaaaaaay better shape.

Thank you to Charles Barkley for not giving up golf but rather taking the game up left handed. I mean, it’s as exciting watching you try to hit a golf ball as it watching Michael J Fox try and sit still. Ah, that was mean, I’m sorry. You can golf a little.

Most of all, thanks to the readers of this blog, ShotNation will eventually take over the world!!!!!!!!

Until next time……Swing Hard!!



The Shot Taker