FIRE!! FIRE!!

Thanks, Coach. First of all, my diabetic brother OFFERED me the damn gatorade. I was fine licking the moisture out of the grooves of my sandwedge. Second, nobody saw me sitting down, although the group on the next tee MIGHT have seen me slobber said athletic drink. Third, I deserve everything you said. It was not my finest moment. And yes I stripped the shirt off my finely trained body and jumped in the pool.       CANNNNNNOOOONNNNBALLLL!!

 Wow, a lot has happened in the world since I was last with you, my fare readers. George Steinbrenner died. They capped that stupid oil leak. Larry King is taking his flatulence and leaving CNN. But the most important thing of all…….BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD ARE COMING BACK WITH NEW EPISODES. YESSSSSSSSSSS!!

I tried to bet Jeff Overton in Vegas this past week when one of my buddies was out there. Not one casino had him on the board. He was only available as a field bet, a whopping 2 to 1.

18 holes tomorrow and 18 in Vincennes on Saturday. I will give you a rundown tomorrow night and by Sunday should have my pairing for the City Open Qualifier.

Girls golf season is coming up soon in Indiana, hopefully next week we will have a sit down interview with Washington head coach Morris Petty and get his thoughts on what should be a great season for the Hatchets. I am going to start having more interviews after I get this qualifier out of the way. Trust me, these won’t be normal interviews.

Check in tomorrow night for my Day 1 at the British thoughts and a recap of my tune-up round.

 SWING HARD

The Shot Taker