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Monday, May 3, 2010

Loose Impediments

Well, unfortunately, another slow weekend on the golf front. I did manage to wake up long enough Sunday afternoon and watch Rory Mcilroy torch the field in Carolina. What a back nine! The last time I had that many 3's in a two hour period was the day I hung up my bowling shoes for good. Another thought came to mind...how much would it suck to be in the final group and knowing that the guy that has already made you irrelevant is on his 3rd beer while you are in the middle of your 5th three putt in the last hour? Billy Mayfair stunk it up on Sunday like the MisHit Mafia mistreats a condo bathroom on a golf trip.

Speaking of the aforementioned mafia, on Wednesday I'm going to introduce you to these jokers and let you peek into the world that we have created. Please don't let your wives or children read about them as you will need to avert your eyes at times. The only thing uglier than the golf swings in this group is the occasional hairy ass that gets mooned after a half rack of Coors Lights.

If you are not watching Modern Family, you are doing yourself a disservice.

I saw Julia Louis-Dreyfus courtside at the Laker game this weekend. She is really holding it together nicely. Good job, Elaine!

until next time....swing hard!

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